"This is not a book, it's a page," exclaimed Archimedes and

he got back into his bathtub.

Discover the Ancient Memes, the page that brought statues, paintings, and murals to life, uploading them to the internet. The page that got Facebook users hooked on learning how to make memes, creating a parallel universe where...

... vegans don't have it so perfect.

... girls are in relationships, as for boys, we don't know.

... if you have a plan, you'll succeed and not miss out on anything.

... Aristotle and Plato solve their love problems at the Academy.

... Alexander the Great tests Diogenes' patience.

... Gregorian choirs sing "Despacito" all around.

... heroes of the '21 revolution chase and execute clichés with their rifles.

... persistent customers search for rare books, sometimes finding them and sometimes not.

And don't be fooled, it is a book.