Calm down! Put this book back on the shelf and quietly leave the bookstore. What you don't know doesn't hurt you. Like the fact that the world has already started to fall apart and that we are facing a terrifying invasion from inner space. And for now, you haven't even heard why our socks disappear from the washing machines, nor about constrictor snakes in the sewers, about real frogmen, about not-so-real baboons and other Animals you wish didn't exist. If, however, you want to read a book about the end of the world, about ten-legged Peruvian spiders, about Bully, Lisa, and doctor Pordalos this year – well, then you have to read it. Maybe…