The Rolling Pistachio creates a paroxysmal, dystopian parallel universe. Annoyingly familiar to everyone. Stand-up comedy of the future that could have happened yesterday. Gyros, aliens, gearheads, babies, cats, brides, grooms, aunts, and uncles star in this diary, a sad remnant of a collapsed planet. But don't be afraid. With the instructions you'll find in this book, Planet Pistachio will be reborn… Unfortunately!! There is no salvation, the madness will continue indefinitely. Peel this PistachioBook and you'll see circles. Take it easy with the stuff, eh!