What connection could Lemmy have with a small kitten? Can a German Shepherd have a romantic relationship with a cat, or do their zodiac signs get in the way of their love? Is Yakub still performing surgeries? If so, does he take on animals that have eaten 11 cookies? How did the Maori end up in the living room and why are there feathers everywhere? All the answers in a book that is 99.5% sinful – 100% outrageous, signed by The Rolling Pistachio, under the strict guidance of Max.