When your dad drives a van with a giant cockroach on the roof named Max, your mom insists that the mobile phone is useless, your little sister wakes you up to chase away the bad fairy who will take her teeth, the boy you like is too handsome to notice you, and the "so-called" kids at your new private school think you don't exist, then your name is Nikki Maxwell, you are... a dork and you have every right to vent in your diary!