"I dedicate this book to those who stay up all night
from anxiety thinking about the upcoming service."
... You go to a guy up front, he looks at you and asks the divine question: "I hope you don't have a camera phone with you!" You look at him, throw a "Of course not" at him, you both laugh like idiots, and take a selfie...
At night on guard duty, I would tell my woes to my smartphone, and that's how it was spoken - written - saved "The paper came", the first ever google talk book, with my experiences at the recruitment center, in the unit, and then the countdown, the LELEmeter*.
... take with you whatever kills insects! Don't go to war with these creatures unprepared!
"I'm getting discharged, my hair is getting curly..."
That's it! "LELE" I stop somewhere here and run off shouting!
Medical Corps Soldier, Konstantinos Maliatsis 2017 C' ESSO.

*"End of a Wrong Year" or "Finally Saying Words of Freedom"